Daft Emails

A friend recently sent me an email with the hope that I would soon get to know her better. Apparently you are supposed to fill the questions in and email it to 4 friends who then do the same and create a whole world where everyone knows every trivial fact about everyone else. I couldn't be bothered, this was my reply.

Four things about me that you may or may not have known, in no particular order:

FOUR JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE:
1. lavatory attendant (own brush)
2. assistant brain surgeon
3. nuclear rocket scientist
4. trapeze artist (had to leave as I became incontinent)

FOUR MOVIES I COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Visit to Cromer (Home movie c1952)
2. Tony Blairs Greatest Achievements (Fantasy Film 2006)
3. Bush the Wise (Science Fiction)
4. Traffic Webcam (Time Sq NYC)

FOUR PLACES I HAVE LIVED:
1. Under the Table
2. In the Pub
3. The Shed in the Garden
4. Fawlty Towers

FOUR TV SHOWS THAT I WATCH:
1. The Test Card
2. The Adverts for Loans on Sky 1
3. Quantum Physics (BBC2 OE prog)
4. Telly Tubbies

FOUR PLACES I HAVE VISITED:
1. The Garden Shed (not recently)
2. Tesco
4. Next Door
5. NCDC Recycling Centre (Local Tip)

FOUR PEOPLE WHO EMAIL ME:
1. Swedish Babes go Dutch.com (No idea where they got my addy from. :-))
2. NASA ( for advice)
3 John P Getty (but only when he want a loan)
4. People who loose their digi pictures

MY FAVOURITE FOODS:
1. Chocolate
2. Chocolate
3. Chocolate
4. Chocolate covered Chocolate

FOUR PLACES I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
1. anywhere
2. somewhere over the rainbow
3. with a billionaire
4. with 2 billionaires

FOUR FRIENDS I THINK WILL RESPOND:
1. No one
2. Some one
3. Any one
4. I dont have 4 friends :-(